Second Best Secret Agent In The World - Original歌詞

He's not the first.
He's not the first.
But he's the second best secret agent in the whole wide world.
Not number one.
But not the worst.
He's just the second best secret agent in the whole wide world.
He's every bit as good as what's-his-name
with a dame.
Any dame.
And all those bullet holes are in his vest
to prove you work a little harder
when you're second best.
Give him his due,
he's number two,
right in there doing his act,
despite the fact he shot clear through.
not the tenth,ninth,eighth,seventh,sixth,fifth,fourth,third or first,
when the challenge is hurl,
but he's the second best secret agent in the whole wide bule mad world
not the tenth,ninth,eighth,seventh,sixth,fifth,fourth,third or first,
when the challenge is hurl,
but he's the second best secret agent in the whole wide bule mad world