如何讓白鼠愛上學習 - 英語RAP歌詞

Hi you guys！
大家好！
I'm a fucking African
我是他喵的非洲人
Michael Jack
賣扣姐
And today,it a story of how to do to the gaoji
這節課我們來講講如何搞基
It's a story of how to set your body free
講講如何釋放你的肉♂體
Make you fall in love in day one,two,three!
一二三天內讓愛淹沒你
Yo it's a grade-one rule goes primary
剛到一年級有一個慣例
Big crowds heard with your memory
要給大家講講你的故事
So here I here I go,go,go
所以我就沖沖衝上去講
Learning's something you won't say
既然學了也用不上
Why not be a fucking gay？
當個基佬，豈不美哉？
Fa♂Fa♂Fa♂Fa♂Fucking gay
當他喵喵喵喵個基佬~
So listen care fully
所以你聽仔細
I'm being frankly
我坦白跟你講
Coz'you are so ugly
一切都因為你是個醜逼
...and it's a tragedy QAQ
喔簡直就是個悲劇QAQ
Duang
Duang~
Oh oh tragedy,tragedy QAQ
喔喔簡直就是個放滿悲劇的茶几
So come and ask me why you are so ugly
然後你現在又來問我你為什麼是個醜逼
And we come over with something crtical
這時候我們就能發現一些神奇的東西
Lesson one you gotta be someone beautiful
顏值是一切的前提
Fulfill your heart with love so colourful
讓你的生活充滿愛的色彩
But you're so ugly and I'm not helpful
然而你是個醜逼and我無能為力
...and everyone of you