Dear Zoo親愛的動物園（Rod Campbell英文繪本）（原曲：分分鐘需要你）歌詞

作詞 : 鄭國江
註：用《分分鐘需要你》的曲調把Rod Campbell的繪本作品Dear Zoo（《親愛的動物園》）唱出來
詞：Rod Campbell
曲：林子祥
I wrote to the zoo to send me a pet.
They sent me an ... elephant.
He was too big!
I sent him back.
So they sent me a ... giraffe.
He was too tall!
I sent him back.
So they sent me a ... lion.
He was too fierce!
I sent him back.
So they sent me a ... camel.
He was too grumpy!
I sent him back.
So they sent me a ... snake.
He was too scary!
I sent him back.
So they sent me a ... monkey.
He was too naughty!
I sent him back.
So they sent me a ... frog.
He was too jumpy!
I sent him back.
So they thought very hard, and sent me a ... puppy.
He was perfect!
I kept him.