姨仔配姊夫 (探親結緣) –1歌詞

作詞 : 儲見智/楊秀卿
作曲 : 傳統曲調
做陣行來甲猴洞，
看著內中暗摸摸，
牽哥的手那咧講，
你看，踮遮並無一絲風。
英台招哥咱入內面，（喔！內面欲創甚乜？）
梁兄！你今著是阮的愛人，（哼！囡仔擘塗豆啦——愛仁。）
佇遮肅靜無要緊，
咱來踮遮歇睏才起身。
哈哈哈哈！賢弟啊賢弟！你閣到遮欲停步，
無想內中暗摸摸，
愛人仔毋著愛有查某，
你我平平是查埔。
唉喲！梁哥你毋蹛遮坐，
每次見招你都見推，
敢有久居蹛這塊，
咱盡閣做堆是這月。
好啦好啦！你的心肝莫甲遐爾仔荒啦！
哎呀！你有影真正佮人不相同呢，
痟某毋是痟這體形的啦。行啦！趕緊，咱閣來去別位看。（好啦好啦！）
這馬做陣行出猴洞外，
叫哥免行傷大伐，
今來行出甲這個外面，
梁兄做前行甲遐爾誠趕緊。
小等一下啦，梁哥！你著小等我，人我有話共你講呢！（今是有甚乜話啦？）
欸！抑無你是共我叫按怎？
怎樣仔叫我來行較寬，
抑花園咱猶袂去看，
等咧三延兩延日落山。
Há~! 實在有影，敢若呆頭鵝咧，見講逐句攏聽無。好囉，我著毋相信！我閣用一步予你看覓仔一下。
英台停跤想計智，
叫哥慢行小延遲。（是欲創甚乜？）
你看，你看，停跤請等恁小弟，
人我有話欲共你通知。
抑無你是聽無？我共你講，咱著愛緊來去看。毋拄好乎，彼花園看袂煞，日頭暗咱欲按怎轉去？
著啦，梁兄！
這馬英台停跤計著用，
叫哥慢行小可停，
跤伐幾步看光景，
你看，小弟仔有物佇胸前。
欸欸欸！哎呀！
我三伯著問祝賢弟，
抑無你是欲報我看啥乜個？
胸前毋鈕按呢激裼裼，
啥人毋知你肉遐白？
聽哥你說情著盡，
想欲拆白共伊講予真，
梁兄，來啦！伸手來摸無要緊，
小弟仔胸前兩粒奶。
哎呀，恭喜啊！（恭喜？恭喜甚乜？）
嘿嘿嘿嘿，三伯聽著喝恭喜，
賢弟的肉白如絲，
人講男人大奶是有福氣，
抑若女人大奶著是有孩兒。
小弟仔你，這馬轉骨佇咧腫奶子，
趕緊咧，轉去共恁老母講，紲落去去共恁老爸仔han-nóo-sí，
嘿嘿，準備通好來娶妻兒
「娶？Hánn~! 娶你一箍頭啦，氣死人！好啦！行啦。」
這馬兩個著按呢嘪嘪掣掣咧行囉。這馬三伯佇咧講：
「賢弟啊，你毋通按呢啦，講東講西是真正歹名呢，閣歹聽啦！你無想看覓，咱兩個平平仔是仝款的呢！欸！啊，你喔，較差不多咧啦！」
「Ngh, 好啦，好啦！抑無，咱來去看花園啦。」
「嗯，好，來去看花園。」
歹勢，這馬欲去看花園乎，啊都講一寡百花爾爾，這著無甚乜趣味啦。按呢著到遮共截止，感謝諸位。
【歌詞英文翻譯English Translation】
We then reached a monkey cave. It looked quite dark inside. I held up big brother’s hand and said, “Look, it’s not windy here.”
I asked big brother to head inside. (“What? What are we going to do in there?”)
“Liang, you are now my lover.” (“Lover? You are not the peanut to my butter. We are no lovers!”)
“We can stay quiet here, that’s fine. Let’s take a break in here before we go on.”
“Ha ha ha! My little brother, why do you want to pause here? Can’t you see it’s dark? And my lover has to be a woman. You and I are both men.”
“Aiya, Liang, why don’t you want to take a break here. Whenever I ask you to do something you always refuse. I am not saying we should stay here forever. You and I only have a few months left to be together.”
“Fine, fine! But stop thinking so much mumbo-jumbo! You really are a strange one. Don’t go crazy because you want to find a wife! Hurry, let’s go. Let’s go check out other places.” (“Ok, fine!”)
As we walked out of the monkey cave, I asked big brother to slow down. When we were out, Liang was walking very quickly in front of me.
“Wait, Liang! Wait for me. I have something I would like to tell you!” (“What now, what is it?”)
“Hey, what do you want from me? Why are you telling me to slow down? We haven’t even seen the garden yet, and if we waste anymore time, the sun will be down.”
Sigh, why is he being so dumb, and can’t understand anything that I was trying to tell him. Fine, let’s see if this next trick would work.
Yin-Tai paused and tried to think of a plan. She asked Liang to slow down and wait.
“What is it that you want?”
“Look, just stop and wait for your little brother. I have something I want to tell you.”
“Don’t you get it? I’ve told you we need to hurry up. We might not be able to see the entire garden, and how can we find our way back if the sky turns dark?”
“Yes, Liang!”
Yin-Tai stopped and tried to lure him in, telling Liang to slow down and take a few steps closer to check out the view.
“Hey, Look! There is something on my chest.”
“Hey, hey, hey!” Shan-Bo asked Yin-Tai, “What is it that you would like for me to see? Why have you unbuttoned your shirt and exposed your chest? Everyone knows that your skin is pale and white.”
“Gosh, big brother you have left me with no choice. I will just flat out tell you. Liang, come! Go ahead and touch! I, your ‘little brother’, have two breasts.”
“Hey, congratulations!” (“Congratulations? Congrats for what?”)
“Hey, a big congrats from me to you! Your skin sure is pale and silky smooth. People say that if a man grows breasts that means he is blessed with good fortune, and if a woman’s breasts grow larger that means she is pregnant.”
“Little brother, you must be growing into a real man, which is why your chest has gotten bigger. Hurry, go home and tell your mom and your dad that you are ready to marry and to become a dad.”
“Get married? Marry my ass! You really piss me off! Ok, let’s just go!”
Furious, the two started walking again. Shan-Bo then said, “Little brother, you really shouldn’t act this way. If you talk too much nonsense, it will ruin your reputation. Think about it! You and I are the same. Sigh, you really should try to behave yourself!”
“Uh-huh, fine. Why don’t we just go to the garden.”
“Ok, sure, let’s go check out the garden.”
Pardon me, they are now going to see the garden. It's just a bunch of flowers, not very interesting at all. So, I will just stop here. Thank you so much!