Dumb Ways to Die ▷ ryota（翻自 Oliver McGill）歌詞

作詞 : Oliver McGill
作曲 : Oliver McGill
Set fire to your hair 
放火燒你的頭髮
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 
拿根棍子戳灰熊
Eat medicines that’s out of date 
吃上一堆過期的藥
Use your private parts as piranha bait 
用私處去釣食人魚

Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多種蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多種蠢蠢的死法
Get your toast out with a fork 
用根叉子去拿吐司
Do your own electrical work 
電工活兒你自己來
Teach yourself how to fly 
自學飛機怎么開
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie 
吃一塊兩星期都沒放冰櫃的派
Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多種蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多種蠢蠢的死法
Invite a psycho killer inside 
把殺人狂請進門
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride 
在毒販的新車上劃道痕
Take your helmet off in outer space 
在外太空脫下你的頭盔
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place 
悄悄地躲在乾衣機里
Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多種蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多種蠢蠢的死法
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet 
養只響尾蛇當寵物
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet 
把兩個腎都在網上賣掉
Eat a tube of superglue 
吃上一管萬能膠
“I wonder what’s this red button do?” 
我想知道這個紅色按鈕是幹啥用的?

Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多種蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die 
好多種蠢蠢的死法
Dress up like a moose during hunting season 
在狩獵季節里扮成一頭駝鹿
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason 
閒著沒事惹一窩馬蜂

Stand on the edge of a train station platform 
站在火車站的站台邊緣
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing 
開車繞過鐵軌前的禁行欄桿
Run across the tracks between the platforms 
衝過火車站台之間的鐵軌
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly 
它們雖然不押韻卻很可能是
The dumbest ways to die 
最蠢的死法
Dumbest ways to die 
最蠢的死法
Dumbest ways to die 
最蠢的死法

So many dumb 
好多種蠢蠢的
So many dumb ways to die 好多種蠢蠢的死法