Friends歌詞

Friends - Flight Of The Conchords
Friends sing together
Friends do things together
Friends laugh together
Friends make graphs together
Friends help you
When you're in danger
Friends are people
Who are not strangers
Friends help you shift
Into a new place
And tell you if you've
Got food on your face
Friends are the ones
On who you can depend
He's my friend
He's not my friend
Friends are the ones
Who are there in the end
He's my friend
They're not my friends
If you trip over
I'll catch your fall
If you kick my dick
I won't break your balls
If you get drunk and vomit on me
I'll make sure you get home safely
If you crossed the road
And a truck struck you
I'll scrape you up
And reconstruct you
I'll cheer you up
If you're depressed
If you get murdered
I'll avenge your death
Friends walk together
Pop and lock together
Me and him together
Me and Jim forever
Friends go jogging at the track
Friends borrow money
Never pay you back
Friends do not let friends do crack
Friends go out and grab a snack
Friends drink beer in the sun
Unlike girlfriends they don't mind
If you have more than one
Friends tell you
When your fly's undone
My Uncle John had a special friend
They dressed alike
His name was Ben
I've never seen two friends like them
They were very very friendly men
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