"Pet Shop Boys Winner" 是由英國流行音樂雙人組合 Pet Shop Boys 創作並演唱的一首歌曲。以下是這首歌的歌詞：
Verse 1:
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
Chorus:
But I'm not the one they're looking for
I'm not the one they want
Verse 2:
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
I'm the best of what they've got
But they don't seem to understand
I don't want what they've got
Bridge:
And I won't take what they dish out
It doesn't make me unhappy
But I won't get too close to them
They don't have what it takes
Chorus:
So they might as well not even try
'Cause they don't have what it takes
Outro:
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
But I don't want what they want me to have
以上歌詞僅供參考，因為歌詞有時會根據演唱者的風格和現場表演有所變化。