"Pet Shop Boys Being Boring" 的歌詞如下：
They were born in a pet shop,
One on a treadmill, one with a purpose,
Two birds with one stone,
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, they say,
Then it was party or die,
Just the thought of a day off was too much for them.
They were never the same,
One with a face like a chiselled monument,
The other a caricature of himself,
One with a pocket full of questions and none at all.
Yeah they're having fun but we can tell
(La-la-la)
Now they're a television presenter's worst nightmare
(Oh oh oh)
In a different light, it could be love
But I think they're being boring.
But their lines were slick, they played their part,
So much for the new wave of British acting,
The new wave of boredom, I thought,
It's just the same old acting.
Yeah they're having fun but we can tell
(La-la-la)
Now they're a television presenter's worst nightmare
(Oh oh oh)
In a different light, it could be love
But I think they're being boring.
We used to see them every night on the telly,
Laying waste to the light entertainment industry,
In an effort to please we got what we deserved.
For once we weren't fooled by the way they dressed.
Yeah they're having fun but we can tell
(La-la-la)
Now they're a television presenter's worst nightmare
(Oh oh oh)
In a different light, it could be love
But I think they're being boring. (Oh oh oh)
Yeah I think they're being boring. (La-la-la)