"Father Finger" 的歌詞如下：
Dad dad dad dad dad dad,
Fancy new shoes and a pocket full of news.
I like the sound of the letters and numbers.
But you’ll be happy when you’re two.
A little rhyme to say it better:
Oh dad, don’t forget my very own drummer!
Come and take my hand and come to grandma’s and dine,
The road’s all the way up. I don’t know when I might climb up and pull down a shelf or fall in a pit.
以上是部分歌詞，完整版本請參考原文。