"Don't Shoot Me, Santa"的完整歌詞如下：
Verse 1:
I ain't done nothin', I ain't even got my present
Yet, why you lookin' at me like I done took the christmas tree light
Don't nobody ask me why, I ain't got no reason why
You might shoot me santa, but I ain't done nothin' right
Chorus:
Don't shoot me santa, don't shoot me now
Just let me slide under the mistletoe
I ain't got no money, I ain't got no gifts
Please don't shoot me santa, let me go home
Verse 2:
I ain't smoked no blunts in the holly jolly tree
I ain't drunk like all them reindeer are riding by on my blunts
So why you looking at me like I a thief in the night
Don't nobody ask me why, I ain't got no reason why
You might shoot me santa, but I ain't done nothin' right
Bridge:
I ain't even got my christmas jumper on yet
I ain't even got my socks and scarf and I ain't even dressed yet
So please don't shoot me santa, let me finish dressing
I ain't got no money, so just let me pass the test
Chorus:
Don't shoot me santa, don't shoot me now
Just let me slide under the mistletoe
I ain't got no money, I ain't got no gifts
Please don't shoot me santa, let me go home
Outro:
Please don't shoot me santa, let me go home
Let me get my present and then I will be gone.