One week歌詞

One Week--Barenaked Ladies
It s been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said I m angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
get that togethere back and see me
Three days since the living room
I realized it s all my fault but couldn t tell you
Yesterday you d forgiven me
but it ll still be two days till I say I m sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop think
You ll think you re looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish although I like the Chalet Swiss
And I like sushi cause it s never toughed a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leanne Rimes
Because I m all about value
Bert Kampfert s got the mad hits
You try to match wits You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I d like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla it s the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show cause then you ll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it s dangerous you ll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you re funny when you re mad
Tryin not to smile though I feel bad
I m the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral
Can t understand what I mean? Well you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of takin off my shirt
It s been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said You re crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
It s been three days since the afternoon
You realized it s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you d forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you re sorry
Chickety China that Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin
Watchin X-files with no lights on
we re dans la maison
I hope the smoking man s in this one
Like Harrison Ford I m gettin frantic
Like Sting I m tantric
Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Ok I don t make films
But if I did they d have a samauri
Gonna get a better set of clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
just so my iron s aren t always flyin off the back-swing
gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
that make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you re funny when you re mad
Tryin not to smile though I feel bad
I m the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral
Can t understand what mean? Well You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of takin off my shirt
It s been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I m sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized we re both to blame but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it ll still be two days till we say we re sorry