Manly Yoga歌詞

作曲 : Adam James Henderson
Hello there gentlemen
and welcome to your 6 naked manly yoga class
Tonight, we'll be covering poses such as downward daug with your log hanging out
I wanna see some fat ****s, itty bitty ****s, tiny tiny ****s
I don't even ****ing know. I just wanna see some ****s!
****! I'm so excited
It's yoga time only men invited
Don't be late or I'll suck your ****
That'll teach you, you dumbass *****
Anyway we partner up
either **** to ****
or butt to butt
But not **** to butt
'cause that's ****ing gay
And manly yoga
is ****ing straight!
Breath real deep
Stretch real low
Feel that burn inside your toes
Feel so good you blow your rows
Kneel to the ground to clean it up
You gotta reach around and a thumb in your butt
But it's still not gay 'cause you said no homo
You're just keeping you loose so you don't pull a muscle
Manly yoga
Stretch 2 3 4 drop your ***** to the floor
Manly yoga
********** on Thursday
Hey fellas! you better listen up
Stretch that groin and rub your ****
'cause it's manly time
We're doing manly stuff
If you call us gay
we'll **** your butt
I mean **** you up
I ain't no *****
I drive a truck, drink beer
and humped chick
Maybe hanging with my friends with their big-ass ****s
and manly yoga which happens at 6
Be there!
Give it a try
Get hot and horny with all the guys
Did I say horny?
Well I meant flexible
Nothing here is homosexual
But Thursday
That the one exception
That's only masterpiece
Bigger action
Anyway if you need a good stretch
Come to manly yoga unless you have a small *****
Manly yoga
Stretch 2 3 4 drop your ***** to the floor
Manly yoga
********** on Thursday
Thank you for coming in and coming out
Not the best orgy I've ever had
Thank you for coming to manly yoga
I hope we will see you again next Thursday
All the days of the week are cancelled
I gonna fart