Bikini Bottom Day歌詞

作曲 : Jonathan Coulton
Good morning world and all who inhabit it
Jump out of bed
Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail
Meow
Full steam ahead
The S.S. I am ready is about to set sail
This kind of day
Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying
I'm on my way
Somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying
Who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream
Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene
Gary it's me
Happy just to be here
In the world renowned
Bikini Bottom
How I love this town
Bikini Bottom
Where the sun shines down
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day
Good morning Patrick
Is it morning already
It sure is and I'm singing the opening number
Ooh I want a verse
I missed a snack
This busy schedule makes it hard to feed me
To stay on track
Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching tv
There might not be time for a nap
But I'll do what I can
They're showing all the episodes of
Mermaid man
Oh every single one
I'm spending all day underneath
My favorite rock favorite rock
Bikini Bottom
Now what rhymes with rock rhymes with rock
Bikini Bottom
Nothing rhymes with rock rhymes with rock
It's a typical Bikini Bottom day
Would you two please keep it down
Good morning squidward
Another day another migraine
When I want some quiet there's nowhere to go
A sensitive artiste
Can't get a moment's peace
With these two idiots in stereo
They never go away never go away
Typical Bikini Bottom day
We now follow Spongebob past the Treedome
Home to Sandy Cheeks the squirrel
Hard at work on her latest invention
Boy howdy that was close
It's just a little smoke a minor setback setback
A few more hours at most
And I'll be done with this here brand-new jetpack jetpack
And then this Texas squirrel this country girl
Will spread her wings and fly
Her bushy tail and comet's trail
Will clear across the sky
Above the town and looking down
On a typical Bikini Bottom day day day yeah
Bye Sandy I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab
Ah yes Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment
Home to the Krabby Patty owned and operated
By Mr. Eugene Krabs and across town
The least popular restaurant the Chum Bucket run by Sheldon J. Plankton
Two arch nemeses locked in their fast food Cold War
Winds from the west
Everywhere you look the skies are clear and sunny
Good weather's best
When you're in the mood to make a ton of money
Laugh while you can
Until the day you laugh no more forever
Forever
I've got a plan
And I went to college so you know it's clever
They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work ha
Who would say that probably some penniless jerk
Soon the day will come
When they'll all love chum
It's just a matter of time
Bikini Bottom
Bikini Bottom
Oh this town is all mine
Just a typical Bikini Bottom day
Spongebob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean
Where's Mr. Krabs
It's take your kid to work day
Just think Pearl me darling daughter one day this will all be yours
Soon as you graduate high school I'll start you as manager
But I have my own dreams daddy
Uh Mr. Krabs if she doesn't want to be manager
I know someone who'd be great for the job
You
My boy you're just a wee simple sponge frycook's all you'll ever be
Why can't he see
I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on
Maybe it's me
Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on
Come on Mr. Krabs I can do it if you give me one chance
Them everyone would say good morning Mr. Squarepants
I would never rest
Until I was the best
Spongebob get in the kitchen it's opening time
In the world renowned world renowned
Bikini Bottom
Our old home town old home town
Bikini Bottom
And the sun shines down sun shines down
Sun shines down sun shines down
It's a typical
Incredible
A regular
Exceptional
An ordinary
Extraordinary
Bikini Bottom
Day
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