None Like Joshua-Evil Morty (DIMPT Mashup)（DIMPT remix）歌詞

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...that enough off the top?
上面剪除得夠多了嗎？（上層剪除得夠多了嗎？）
I don't know. Is it?
我不知道，夠了么？
Yes, yes, god damn, yes. I think it's great.
夠了夠了，天吶夠了，已經非常夠了！
GoodI’ll tell you my darkest and whimsical story
讓我來告訴你我黑暗又怪誕的故事
Don’t ever call me your typical Morty
不要叫我什麼典型的莫蒂
I answer to nobody, Rick or authority
我從不聽從於任何人，瑞克或者別的什麼狗屁權威
Smartest of all – sick with my wording cause
因為我自己就是最聰明的沒有之一受不了我自負的說法
when I was born that prick had tried forming me
那是因為我一出生 那些混蛋就在試圖把我當天才來塑造
into a genius. I wanted more to see
我變得想要看到更多
There was no Jerry – no insecurity
那裡沒有Jerry---沒有缺乏安全感的傻子
no Beth or Summer – family quarreling
沒有Beth 也沒有Summer和無窮無盡的家庭爭端
I excelled – Rick was ashamed
所以我勝過所有 以至於瑞克都惱羞成怒
and left for a Morty without any brains
然後決定拋下我去找一個能任他差遣的傻瓜莫蒂
Cause he never heard me say
因為他從沒聽過我說
"ah geez, Rick please, just stay"
“喔天吶，瑞克求求你別走”
So I created my own
所以我造了一個我自己的瑞克
And placed him under control
讓他乖乖聽我的話
My right eye up on the goal
我的右眼直視著那個目標
Did I mention ending Ricks of all dimensions then I get
我有沒有提到我謀殺了其他維度的瑞克？
their Mortys torture them from night to morning
然後奪走他們的莫蒂 從白天到黑夜地折磨他們
to disguise my fort on Hideout planet
用它們來隱藏我藏身的堡壘？
And planned to plant the evidence on C-137
然後我把所有事情都嫁禍給C-137的那個瑞克
He prevented it – I’ll avenge again as president
可惜的是他阻止了我的計畫 我將會復仇！競選為瑞城總統然後復仇！But I’ve got a message for them, from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive.
但是我有一個訊息要告訴他們 一個來自於那些努力讓瑞城變得更好的瑞克和莫蒂
A message from the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this Citadel to the Ricks and Mortys that don’t:
一個訊息 來自於那些堅信瑞城能夠變得更好 不願意放棄抗爭的瑞克和莫蒂 -----給那些不這么想的瑞克和莫蒂
You’re outnumbered!
你們寡不敵眾！！！
Made my way to the Citadel to prepare
一路到達權力巔峰不過是為了做更大的準備
To arrange that day when I sit up there
等我戴上王冠之後便可履行我的舊約！
Campaigned for a change to win it fair
通過贏得競選來達到這一步 僅僅是為了公平起見
and persuade the state but I didn’t care
輕易就用演講贏得了整個國家 但是我根本不以為意
Defamed by the fake news as a joke
雖然小道訊息揭示了我真正的意圖 但人們都僅僅以為笑談
Juggling Rick don’t know I’ma go for their throats,
即便是老奸巨猾的瑞克也不會知道 我即將掐住他們的咽喉
when I’m pouring in votes
當我在選舉中壓倒眾人
the more I coax, then my manager getting cut short
我便已將眾人哄騙 然後我忠心耿耿的助理也被炒了魷魚
Tried assassinating my ass
這頭髮覺真相的蠢驢想要刺殺我
Cast him out to space with the trash
他和他所謂的真相卻被我像垃圾一樣丟到太空
Then the shadow council collapsed
瑞克們的影子議會也被我輕易瓦解
I eradicated this clash
所有持異見者都已被我斬草除根
Now I lace – all my loose ends
然而現在我任整裝待發 沒有一絲倦怠
Cause the change is soon to begin
因為馬上一切都將被我顛覆
No more slaves to Rick’s perception
再也不會有那順服而愚蠢的奴僕
Liberate the Mortys and win
我將解放所有的莫蒂並贏下所有的勝利
Show you what could happen if you call me Yellow Shirt
讓你們好好看看瞧不起我的下場！
Quelling any TerroRick upset about their work
不屑一顧任何混蛋瑞克的意見和不爽
Cause they never cared a bit for how we let em hurt
因為他們也從來沒有考慮過我們的感受
Anyone opposing me is perilous and purged
敢對我有任何反對都是自尋死路
No more partners in curriculum
我成長的課程里也不再需要其他夥伴
Start from dirt, like in the slums
一路從泥濘和黑暗走出 就像貧民窟里的垃圾莫蒂
of Mortytown, for Rickless thugs -
就像紅燈區那些愚蠢又瘋狂的暴徒莫蒂
like me, now see what I’ve become!
但是睜大眼睛好好看看今天的我--已經成為了什麼！This seems like a good time for a drink.
這個時候似乎很適合小酌一口
and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones.
然後發表一個冷酷而又算計的演講 帶著邪惡的弦外之音
A speech about politics...
一個關於政治
About order...
關於秩序
Brotherhood...
關於兄弟情誼
...Power.
關於權力的演講
But speeches are for campaigning.
但是只有競選的時候才需要演講