Marble hornets歌詞

Can someone please jog my memory?
I'm not sure if it's the beer talking or just me
But I'm 23 and still a-f***ing-lone and I'm paranoid of talking on the phone
All my best friends are obsessed with marble hornets and porn star ****
They've got one thing in common
They're fake as f***ing shit and I'm over it
I promised myself I wouldn't sing another song about that girl that f***ed me and left
And I find it funny how I always end up letting myself down but I guess it's reassurance that I'm still human
All my best friends are obsessed with smoking weed and getting *****
So I'm always sitting by myself. why do I put up with this shit?
Well, I'm over it
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My only regret is loving you
All my best friends are f***ing gone or live three states away
So I'm always writing songs about being alone but I'm over it
No, I'm not