H.Y.C.Y.BH歌詞

When my roomate comes into the room looking for his car keys
I don't say it yet
And when he gets me off the couch to chenk underneath the couch cushions
I don't say it yet
NO
And then when he say out loud
"I wonder where my carkeys are?"
I still don't say it
But then he asks me
"Do you know where my car keys are?"
I look at him In his face
And I say
Have you checked your BUTTHOLE?
Ski-bap Ba-Dap
butthole
I have not seen your keys
But since U R asking me
You better check up that Butthole
Of course i'm not serious
I don't think it's up inside your
Big Brown Business
but a funny thing to say to someone
who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly
When I see the best man start to sweat
I don't say it yet
Ski-bap Ba-Dap
When I see that little ring bearer cunt
getting yelled at by his mum
oooooh
Istill don't say it
When I see the groom asking the vicar
if they can wait just another 15 minutes
I do not say it
And when the father of the bride starts
organizing an ad-hoc emu bob
of the court yard area
I want to but i do not say it
It's the 11th hour, with300 congregates under gods roof
The vicar approaches the mic,
and suddenly all of the chatter goes mute
He says that they're misplaced the rings,
could anyone possibly knows where they are
I know it's my time and all heads turn as I stand and say
Vicar
Have you checked your BUTTHOLE?
Ski-bap Ba-Dap
Butthole
I have not seen your ring
but have you checked your RING?
and by RING I mean butthole
Love is patient
Love is kind
but if you ask me where you can find
Iiterally anything you've lost before
I'm gonna suggest that it's up you're butthole
"Where's my phone?"
Is it up your butthole?
"I lost my loan"
Have you checked up your butthole?
"I'm losing my patience!"
Check your anus
"Where is your class?"
I think it's stuck up your Ass
"I just lost my grandma"
OMG,i'm so sorry
"Are you capable of not saying she's up my asshole?"
Of course, my condolences
"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"
yeah,yeah
What are you looking for?
"Honestly, just like a shoulder to cry on"
Have you checked your BUTTHOLE?
Ski-bap Ba-Dap
BUTTHOLE
May be you'll find your dead Grandma up there too
Oh I fucking got you
Butthole
My family hate me
This might be the reason that i've got no close friends
FUCKING worth it baby