Problems歌詞

Jay-Z - 99 Problems
If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket s closed
Rap critics that say he s Money Cash Hoes
I m from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You d celebrate the minute you was having doe
I m like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don t like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don t play they show
They don t play my hits well I don t give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don t know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I m from rags to ritches nigga I ain t dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch ain t one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
Hit me
The year is 94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain t trying to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard Son do you know why I m stopping you for?
Cause I m young and I m black and my hats real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don t know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four
License and registration and step out of the car
Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are
I ain t stepping out of shit all my papers legit
Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon need a warrent for that
Aren t you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?
Or somebody important or something?
Nah I ain t pass the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won t illegally search my shit
Well see how smart you are when the K-9 s come
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch ain t one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch ain t one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
Hit me
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn t bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that s gonna happen is i mma get to clapping
He and his boys gon be yapping to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi s with they cameras snapping them
D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I m African
All because this fool was horrasin them
Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain t nothing sweet bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain t one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch ain t one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch ain t one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
Hit me
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one
You re crazy for this one Rick
It s your boy