Jack Rabbit Slims Twist Contest/You Never Can Tell歌詞

Jack Rabbit Slims Twist Contest/You Never Can Tell - 群星
Ladies and gentlemen
Now the moment you all've been waiting for
So world famous
Jack Rabbit Slims
Twist Contest
It was a teenage wedding
And the old folks wished 'em well
You could see that Pierre
Did truly love the Mademoiselle
And now the young Monsieur and Madame
Have rung the chapel bell
"C'est la vie "
Say the old folks
It goes to show that you never can tell
They furnished off an apartment
With a two room Roebuck sale
The coolerator was cramed
With TV Dinners and ginger ale
But when Pierre found work
The little money comin' worked out well
"C'est la vie" say the old folks
It goes to show you never can tell
They had a hi-fi phono boy
Did they let it blast
Seven hundred little records
All rock rhythm and jazz
But when the sun went down
The rapid tempo of the music fell
"C'est la vie" say the old folks
It goes to show you never can tell
They bought a souped-up jitney
'Twas a cherry red '53
They drove it down to Orleans to celebrate the anniversary
It was there that Pierre was married to the lovely madamoiselle
"C'est la vie" say the old folks
It goes to show you never can tell
It was a teenage wedding
And the old folks wished them well
You could see that Pierre did truly love the madamoiselle
And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell
"C'est la vie" say the old folks
It goes to show you never can tell