"U Can't Touch This"是由MC Hammer演唱的歌曲。以下是這首歌的部分歌詞：
U can't touch this, I'm protected by the law of attraction
The first to touch will get infected by my self-empowering vibration
Like the bird that swallows the swan, you ain't never gonna scare me off
Cos I got more friends than Michael Jackson, it's game over for you and me
You must think that I'm fragile and insignificant
Like a ninja, I slip and slide on zero, through no means of television
See the Teflon plan don't scratch the surface, even diamonds break when they get screwed
My defenses like glass tables, crack 'em, pieces go
Get it? That means, they ain't touching me... not at all!
這首歌還有其他部分的歌詞，如 "Here comes the boom... boom... boom" 和 "Gonna shake this joint right off its foundation" 等。如果需要完整的歌詞，建議直接訪問音樂網站或套用。