《I'm a Little Teapot》的歌詞如下：
Pot, pot, potty!
I'm a little teapot,
Three legs up and rolling,
Here I come to take a bath.
Pot, potty! pot, potty!
Pot, pot, potty!
And so on...
每小節最後一句可以唱“Steady!”, “Here I go”, “Hooray!”等，最後來一個pot shot（開壺笑）大家捧腹大笑。也可以加入手勢如第三拍把手伸直，做開壺狀，逗笑孩子。