《hi i am a baboon》是英國歌手迪克蘭·菲利普斯（Declan Philip Hewitt）的歌曲，其歌詞如下：
Hi, I'm a baboon
Living in my jungle home
Eating bananas
And my baby
The animals all look up to me
'Cause I'm a real alpha male
And I can jump real high
But I don't like you coming near my cave
Oh no, don't you come near my family
Oh no, don't you come near my baboon gang
Oh no, I'm the leader of the gang
So get back where you came from
Hi, I'm a hippo
Lying in the mud for fun
Gently rolling my hips
With my baby
My love for you is a gentle ripple
'Cause you know that hippos can be deadly
And when I stand up and breathe
You'll be running for the trees
Oh no, don't you come near my family
Oh no, don't you come near my hippos gang
Oh no, I'm the leader of the gang
So get back where you came from
I'm a baboon, I'm a hippo
I'm a lion and a tiger too
I'm a lion and a tiger and a gorilla too
I'm a lion and a tiger and a monkey too
I'm a lion and a tiger and I'm here with you.