《Come On A My House》的詞曲作者是Tom Lehrer，下面是部分歌詞：
Come on, come on, come on again,
Come on a my house and entertain,
Come on, come on, don't do no harm,
With your quips and your quirks and your razor-sharp sarkes.
More as I recall when I recollect,
Now, now you might want to jolly the soul,
Like an oil tanker from Cyprus atoll.
在某些地方你可能感到 lonely,
但只要你來了，就肯定不會感到 lousy.
來點滑稽表演，放鬆一下，
你可以自嘲，我也可以捧腹大笑。
你也許想打醬油，我管不著，
你可以給我表演雜耍，
但我得告訴你，這裡不賣那啥。
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