Smooth Criminal的英文歌詞為：
I feel a little sore today
Got my exercise, taking a shower
With a little bubble bath in between
Don't it blister like a pebble?
On the ointment I'm trippin'
'Cross my wrist, play with my scepter
Swing the scimitar 'cross my shoulder
All up on my body, so easy to follow
I took a trip down smooth criminal
Up on the ceiling, through the ventilation
Climbed up in bed with a pillow, held it underneath my chin
Pretending I'm fighting crime
On the left side of my face I got a hickey from my baby
So it must have been real smooth
Baby said, "Now come on over and get your grind"
Smooth criminal, oh so fine
Smooth criminal, and it was so divine
Yeah, it was like this baby and I were undercover agents
It was like a cartoon when I did my twist and shout
So when I bend over like this
My ass looks so big and round
I'm so glad that I'm not undercover anymore
I ain't got no crime to catch no more
I ain't got no crime to catch no more
I ain't got no crime to catch no more
I ain't got no crime to catch no more
以下是Smooth Criminal的中文歌詞：
我今天感到有點酸痛
運動過後，洗個澡
再加上一點泡泡浴，感覺真是不錯
不會起泡嗎？像石頭一樣刺痛？
在藥膏里我感到很困惑
穿過我的手腕，玩我的權杖
在肩膀上揮舞劍，所有跟隨我的身體都很容易跟上
我溜之大吉，溜之大吉，我溜之大吉
我像犯罪高手般輕輕鬆鬆地下了一個陷阱
我在天花板上飛檐走壁，通過通風系統爬上床
用枕頭墊著下巴，假裝在和我打架犯罪。我想著寶寶吻了我左臉，多漂亮啊。這么光滑犯罪真是太美妙了。寶寶說：“現在來抱抱。”滑罪犯啊，多么的漂亮，如此神妙絕倫。是的，就像這樣我和寶寶就像特工一樣。當我扭動和喊叫時，就像卡通片一樣。當我彎腰時，我的屁股看起來又大又圓。我很高興我不再是特工了，我不再追捕犯罪了。我不再追捕犯罪了。我不再追捕犯罪了。我不再追捕犯罪了。